那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事44：有，没有
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son,"Could you check and see if the dirsction lights are working on your side of the car?“ His son looked out the window and said, "Yes, no, yes,no. yes, no, yes,no…"
有一个男人和他的儿子坐在车上。这个男人对他儿子说：“你能检查一下你那边的方向灯有没有坏吗？”儿子把头伸出窗外说：“有，没有，有，没有，有，没有……"
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