那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事61：你没有那样的问题
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
You didn't have that problem
你没有那样的问题
"Your grandmother and I are going out to dinner,"l said to my teenage daughter, Lisa."Do you want to join us ?""No way," she answered grumpily " l'm going to stay home and study." That evening my mother asked if Lisa was feeling well. "She's okay,n I said, "just a little cranky.""lntelligent children can be very temperamental,"my mother sighed."l am lucky that you didn't have that problem."
我对十几岁的女儿丽莎说：“我和你姥姥一起出去吃晚饭，你要不要和我们一起去？"她烦躁地回答：“我才不去呢。我要在家里学习。”那天晚上我妈问我丽莎是不是生病了。我说：“没有。她只是脾气有点坏。”我妈叹了一口气说：“聪明的孩子会喜怒无常。我很幸运，你没有那样的问题。”
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