那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事60：他只是在喝醉的时候才这样
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Only when he's DRUNK
他只是在喝醉的时候才这样
A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a 50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing a seat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says the wife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'is he always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK．"
有个男人开着车，车里坐着他老婆。一位警察让他停在路边，对他说：“先生，你在限速50的路上开600"”我没有。“他老婆说：”你是开那么快。“男人生气地说：”闭嘴！”警察说：“你还没有系安全带。”我系了。"他老婆说：“你是没有系。男人非常生气地说：”闭嘴！”警察问：“夫人，他一直是那么粗鲁和野蛮吗？”他只是在喝醉的时候才这样。“
单词＆词组
Insert 插入，刊登
classified （报纸、杂志的广告或广告版）分类的
pediatrician 小儿科医师
checkup 检查，核对，体格检查
anesthetlzed 使麻醉，使麻木
stupor 恍惚，昏迷，惊愕
pull over 靠向路边
seat belt 座椅安全带
知道不知道
如何用英文打电话和接电话
Who do you want to speak with(talk to)?
请问找哪位？
Nina，please．
尼娜。
Hold on’please．
请等一下。
Oh, She is in the office of General Manager. Any message?
她现在总经理办公室。要留言吗？
No．I'll call later.
不必了，我晚点再打来。
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