那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事69：外出就餐

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Eating out
外出就餐

When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.
买单的时候，阿麦，阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱，虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了，也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时，每人掏出个计算器。

单词＆词组

wheel chair 轮椅
stroller 婴儿推车
make a pledgs 许诺，发誓
pack up 打包，收拾
travsling axpenses 差旅费
logic 逻辑，推理方法
splash 拍水，戏水
commotion 混乱，喧闹，骚动
bank 在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的¨银行¨之外，还有“河岸”的意思。
savings 储蓄

知道不知道

你一定没想到吧，其实现实生活中，大多数人每天说的话都有逻辑错误。逻辑有其自身的规律，不管使用什么概念和命题，进行何推理和论证，都必须遵守最基本的逻辑规律。否则，人们的思维就会出现错误。常见的逻辑错误有偷换概念、偷换论题、自相矛盾模棱两可、循环定义、同语反复、概念不当并列、因果倒置、循环论证、推不出等。当你和别人辩论时，可能总觉得说不过别人，其实并不一定是别人真的有理，而是他们采用了上述你没有觉察到的逻辑错误说话术，让你哑口无言，一时无法应答。比如：司马光夫人说：我要去看花灯。“司马光说．“家中这么多灯，何必去看”司马光夫人说：“我耍去看游人。”司马光说：“家中这么多人，何必出去看？”犯的就是偷换概念的逻辑错误。

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