Raffle Ticket
A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace.
“Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.
“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”
The next day, the woman comes home wearing a diamond bracelet.
“Where did you get that bracelet?” the man asks.
“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”
The day after, the woman comes home wearing a mink coat. “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?” the man says.
“Why, yes,” the wife replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”
When the wife goes to take her bath, she notices something strange. “There’s only an inch of water in the tub!” she yells.
“Yes,” the husband replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”
关键词：
raffle：抽奖
necklace：项链
bracelet：手镯
mink coat：貂皮大衣
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