赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(2)：等明年再说(双语)
Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再说
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。
“Did you hear about this, dear?” she asked. “It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?”
“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗？”她问道“。似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。你不会那么做吧，亲爱的？”
“No way,” answered the husband. “The season’s almost half over.”
“我才不会那么傻呢！”先生答道“。今年球季几乎都过了一大半了。”
英语知识点解说：
1.trade n. 交易；生意 & vt. （与人）交易
trade A for B 以A换B
trade things with sb 与某人交换东西
例：I wonder if I can trade my car for your sister, John.
（约翰，我不知道我是否可以用我的车子换取你妹妹。）
2.spur n. 马刺
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