趣味图片英语笑话： Ming dynasty 明朝（双语）
It says so right here：A neighbor is not allowed to construct a wall that's over 4 meters, if another building is 3 meter nearby ...
就在这里这么说：一个邻居不允许建立一个超过4米的墙,如果附近的另一个建筑是3米…
the dispute between Ernie and the Ming dynasty never became a big deal
欧尼和明朝之间的争端从未成为一个大问题
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