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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事29:他为什么喊

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

why is he howling
他为什么喊

dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.
牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!
病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

单词&词组

according to 依照
investigation 调查,研究
smack 滋味,风味,拍击声
bet on 打赌
frying pan 煎锅,长柄平锅
change 改变,变化,找回的零钱,
date 日期,约会
shoot 射击,发射,摄影
howl 嚎叫,怒吼,嚷啕大哭
touch 触觉,接触,触摸

知道不知道

上帝在东方造了一个伊甸园,并给里面配上了许多种活物。园中央有两棵树:生命树与智慧树。上帝造了亚当,让他去园中,告诉他说,除生命树和智慧树上的果子外,其他果子他都能吃。上帝派所有动物到亚当那里,亚当就给所有动物取了名。之后,上帝就让亚当好好睡一觉。亚当睡觉的时候,上帝取下他的一根肋骨,用这根骨头造了夏娃,这样,亚当就不会孤单了。亚当和夏娃光着身体,很幸福地生活在伊甸园里,与上帝和谐相处。

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