那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事28：我希望你是报纸
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子对整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说：¨我希望我就是报纸，这样你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫说：¨我也希望你是报纸，那样的话我可以天天换新的。"
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