那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事35：在超市里
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
in the supermarket
在超市里
the man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "you know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，对她说：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一会儿吗？“
"why ?¨she asks．
“为什么呢？”这个小姐问。
"because every time i talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的妻子就会不知从什么地方出来。”
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