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生命对于男人来说是残酷的。

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Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they die, their wives get the insurance.

生命对于男人来说是残酷的。当他们出生的时候,他们的母亲得到恭维及鲜花。当他们结婚时,他们的新娘得到礼物并出尽风头。而当他们死时,他们的妻子得到保险金。

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