乔恩打算同加菲猫实行节食计划-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

jon:garfield,we are going on a diet.乔恩：加菲猫，我们准备节食。garfield:uh...just what do you mean by "we"?加菲猫：呃...你的意思是我们吗？garfield:by “we”,do you mean you and this blanket?加菲猫：我...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
双语笑话考试

　　一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。　　他不放心的问道:turn left？　　监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转……...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
每日一笑：Diagnosis.(7.11)

　　　　　　　Diagnosis. A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter w...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选39:A Little Attention注意一点（英汉双语笑话）

39. A Little Attention39.注意一点“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”妈妈着急地对粗心的...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：I have trouble enjoying life 我享受生活有困难（双语）

I have trouble enjoying life....我享受生活有困难....If I had your life, I wouldn't be able to enjoy it...Get a new one!如果我过着你的生活,我不能享受它…换一个新的! ...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：parrots 鹦鹉（双语）

why won't you ever talk about our problems?你为什么不想讨论我们的问题say something,trevor!特雷弗说些东西吧！why parrots rarely date other birds为什么鹦鹉很少约会其他鸟更多...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事74：成功

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Success 成功 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
33. A Stubborn Horse

　　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at...
2018-10-27 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Night inspection 夜察（中英双语）

93.Night inspection93.夜察My main responsibility as security inspector is checking on guards. One morning around three o'clock I made a surprise visit to a facility a...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
上帝是谁

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话