双语幽默漫画：不接受帮助还为啥要求助呢？
why do you ask for help? 你为啥还求助呢？
drowner: help!! i’m drowning!!
溺水者：救命呀！！我溺水了！！
helper: don’t worry! just do exactly as i say and you’ll be fine!
helper: breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
帮手：别担心！照我说的做，你会没事的！
帮手：你要吸空气，不要吸水进到肺部呀！
drowner: i can’t…! i don’t think…!
drowner: glue…glue…glue…
溺水者：不行呀。。。我不认为。。。
溺水者：咕噜咕噜咕噜（不断呛水中。。）
disappeared…
（在水中沉没了。。）
helper: if he isn’t going to accept my help, why did he ask?
帮手：他都不接受我的帮助，干嘛要问我呀？
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