哪个要干净的杯子?
服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客:我要茶
第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
1st customer: I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
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