Could I See Just One?
A guy goes over to his friend's house， rings the bell， and the wife answers.
“Hi， is Tony home？”
“No， he went to the store.”
“Well， you mind if I wait？”
“No， come in.”
They sit down and the friend says “You know Nora， you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says “They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.”
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell， opens her robe， and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her， throws another hundred bucks on the table， and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know， your weird friend Chris came over.”
Tony thinks about this for a second and says “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me？”
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