赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之各民族趣谈(2)：黑人英语(双语)

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unit 2 black english黑人英语

the black couple already had eight children,and lula may was pregnant with her ninth. finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.
一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩，而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩，最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。

on the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital.
手术的早晨，她惊讶地看见她老公穿着礼服，乘坐一辆礼车到不远的医院去。

"say, honey, what's all this about?"asked lula may.
“亲爱的，这是怎么一回事啊？”鲁拉·梅问道。

"baby, if you gonna be impo'tant, you gotta look impotant.
“宝贝，如果你想当名大人物的话，就要让人一看就知道你很重要！”

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