MONEY AND FRIENDS

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　　MONEY AND FRIENDS

　　A： Which do you find more important, money or friends？

　　B： Friends, of course.

　　A： Why？

　　B： I can always borrow money from friends.

　　钱和朋友

　　甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？

　　乙：当然是朋友。

　　甲：为什么？

　　乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

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