每日一笑：What do I get？ (6.18)
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
我能得到什么？
老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？
汤米：四块。
老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢？
汤米：汉堡。
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