几个英语词 ONLY A FEW WORDS
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. “Don't you speak English at all？” the judge asks. “Only a few words,” replies the mugger.
“What words do you know？”
“Your purse or your life！”
几个英语词
法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。“你一点英语都不会说吗？”法官问。“我只会说几个词。”抢劫犯回答。
“你会说哪几个词？”
“你是要钱还是要命！”
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