孪生龙虾 Twin Lobsters

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　　孪生龙虾

　　我当演员取得成功后，想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是，我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾――45美元。”

　　“你为什么不点那个呢，妈？”我问道：“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。”

　　她满眼狐疑地看着我，然后摇了摇头。“他们怎么知道它们确实是孪生的呢？”

　　Twin Lobsters

　　Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed “Twin Lobsters - $45.”

　　“Why don't you order that, Mom？” I asked. “I know how much you like lobster.”

　　She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. “How do they know they're really twins？”

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