Health forms
windshield 挡风玻璃The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error――the word “Sex” had been spelled with an “o”。
某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字――把“sex”（性别）拼成了“sox”（短袜）。
One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to “Sox”： “Usually brown.”
一位母亲在为她的儿子填写表格时，在“sox”那栏填上：“棕色为主。”
Note：
英语中sex（性别））与sox（短袜）只有一个字母之差。
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