Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.“The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.”
回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
My husband looked up and said, “Mom's here？”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
Notes：
shopping mall 大型购物中心
headlight 前灯
windshield 挡风玻璃
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