to teach a fish how to swim
你有听 不 游泳的 ？你有听 因不 游泳而被淹死的事 ？如果 有 的 ，我想和那 被人嘲笑了几百年的 心天 塌下 的杞 人就 有什么差 了，必定 成 人 茶余 后的笑料。
作 一种本能， 儿天生就是 游泳的，完全适 水底生活，如果有人想教 儿how to swim， 和在班 前 弄使斧 的功夫，在孔老夫子面前 弄 文章的本 又有什么差异呢？
因此，to teach a fish how to swim 的含 就是班 弄斧，在孔夫子面前 文章。英 中 似的表 有：teach a dog to chase rabbits； show the President where the White House is； teach the Pope how to pray； use Chinese maxims in front of Confucius.
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