想不到英语竟也能如此搞笑

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小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go tot he toilet？老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet？老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？

小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！

一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“SAY I LOVEYOU！！ SAY IT！ SAY IT！ SAY IT！”

男的答道：“IT！”

一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。

他不放心的问道：turnleft？

监考官回答：right.于是他立刻向右转……

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.老外应道：I am sorry too.某人听后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，问：What are you sorry for？某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.

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