充满智慧的英文短信
搞笑短信
Roses are red,
violence is blue,
……
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo！
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Einstein was
ugly too！
Every morning I pray2 God that
everybody should get a friend like u,
……
Why should I be the only to
suffer……？？
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
A-ur attractive
B-ur beautiful
C-ur caring
D-ur delicous
E-ur exciting
F-ur funny
G-ur gorgeous
H-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER！
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