外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹47：可怜的本 (中英)
Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”
有人在本·詹姆士在罗马获得世界冠军之前问他，是愿意选择金牌还是世界纪录，他的回答是宁愿选择金牌，理由是:“不会有人把金牌再从我这里拿走。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/8514.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：the dog 狗（双语）
Honey, I really don't like the insinuating tone of your voice ... Of course I have walked the dog ...亲爱的,我真的不喜欢你讨好的语气……当然我已经遛了狗…更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
English horn jokes
Q： What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured？ A： One is far more painful to your ears. Q： What's the name of a good English horn player？ A： I'll tell yo...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【124】
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
第一次与最后一次My First and My Last--双语幽默笑话
My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次 When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时买了...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话： Amazon 亚马逊（双语）
Sounds amazing, but unfortunately I can't make it to the wedding. The Amazon is so far away and there's a domestic crisis here...Gerald might lose his job ...听起来令人惊叹,但不幸的是我不能来...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Gwen 格温（双语）
I have no idea what you are doing, but it's not turning me on, Gwen ...我不知道你在做什么,但它不能让我快乐,格温…… 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Police Joke(19)
Policeman：“Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down？” Pedestrian：“No，but I know who it was. My mother-in-law！” Policeman：“How can you be so certain？” Pedestrian：...
2019-01-02 英语笑话 -
你只是为了让我感到嫉妒
你只是为了让我感到嫉妒 Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
Going to the Sun During the Night
When the Americans were getting ready to send their firstmen to the moon， an old Irishman was watching them on tele vision in the bar of a hotel. There was an Englishman in the bar too， and h...
2018-12-28 英语笑话
