Two Birds 两只鸟

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　　Two Birds

　　Teacher： Here are two birds，one is a swallow，the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？

　　Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher： Please tell us.

　　Student： The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　两只鸟

　　老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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