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你知道我是谁吗?

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  Do You Know me?

  Boy: Isn't the principal a dummy?

  Girl: Say, do you know who I am?

  Boy: No.

  Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.

  Boy: And do you know who I am?

  Girl: No.

  Boy: Thanks goodness.

  你知道我是谁吗?

  男孩:那个校长难道不是个傻瓜吗?

  女孩:喂,你知道我是谁吗?

  男孩:不知道。

  女孩:我是校长的女儿。

  男孩:那么你知道我是谁吗?

  女孩:不知道。

  男孩:谢天谢地。

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