可怜的宠物狗和伤心的小男孩--双语幽默笑话
there was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of paddy, and loved mightily. he was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays, which he was spending with some relatives in the country.
从前有一个小男孩，他得到了一条完全属于他自己的小猎狗。他给小狗取名帕蒂，对它宠爱万分。他要到乡下一些亲戚家去度假，可又不能带上他的宠物，为此他很伤心。
whilst he was away paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor. the boy's mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return,she broke it very gently,therefore, and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed. later, however, she heard him weeping lustily in his bed. he was inarticulate with grief, but his brother explained that he was cryingabout paddy.
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