含糊的概念带给我的好处--双语幽默笑话
creative
创造性
applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications（资格证书，职位要求） . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.
第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。
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