老板和我
My Boss and I
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
老板和我
我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；
老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。
我没有做完事情，是懒惰；
老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。
没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明；
老板做了同样的事情，是首创。
我取悦老板，是献媚；
老板取悦他的老板，是合作。
我干得好，老板从来不会想起；
我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。
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