打嘴里出来
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
你跟男人说件事，会一只耳朵进去，另一只耳朵出来。
丈夫：你跟女人说件事，会两只耳朵都进去，打嘴里出来。
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