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我们的尾巴

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  The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”

  “I'll venture an answer, ” said an old lady. “We have worn them off sitting here so long.”。

  教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题――如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

  “我来试试看,”一位老太太说。

  “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

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