你认识他吗？
Did You Know Him？
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
“I sure was！” answered the host. “He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too？”
“Sort of,” replied the guest. “My mother married him last Saturday.”
你认识他吗？
在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。
“当然了，”主人答道。“他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？”
“有点认识，”客人回答。“我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。”
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