赌
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from， but it's bet， bet， bet. ”
“ Leave it to me， ” said the principal.
A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him，” he said.
“ How？ ”
“ Well， I saw him looking at my beard and he said， ” I bet that's a false beard， “ How much？ I said， and he said $ 5 ”
“ What happened ？ ” asked the father.
“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson！ ”
“ No， it won't，” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week！ ”
“ 我想你帮我制止我儿子赌博。 ” 一位焦急的父亲对儿子的校长说。 “ 我不知道他从哪儿学来的，总是赌 ， 赌 ， 赌。 ”“ 交给我吧！ ” 校长说。
一周后，他打电话给男孩的父亲。 “ 我想我已使他改邪归正。 ” 他说。
“ 怎么办到的？ ”
“ 噢，他看着我的胡子，然后说： ' 我打赌那是假胡子。 ' ' 赌多少钱？ ' 我问，他说 5 美元。 ”
“ 后来怎样？ ” 父亲问道。
“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是货真价实的，我就要他给我 5 美元。我敢肯定我给了他一个教训。 ”
“ 不行，那没用。 ” 父亲说。 “ 星期一他和我赌了 10 美元，说周末他可以让你允许他拔你的胡子！ ”
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