Marriage Joke(34)
A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife nothing but arguing and friction so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while，the counselor said，“I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.”
A week later the counselor received a call from the husband，“Well，”asked the counselor，“how are things going with you and your wife？
“How should I know？”said the husband.“I‘m thirty-five miles away.”
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