哎，孩子
Like a good father， I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning， called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young， attractive mother and her son， and I struck up a friendly conversation with the mother during the concert. I thought I was in trouble when， as soon as we got home， my daughter burst through the front door and announced to my wife that "Daddy met a Mommy."
哎，孩子
作为一个好父亲，我在星期六的早晨带四岁的女儿到她的学校参加一个所谓的“地毯音乐会”。叫这么个名字是因为我们分成小组坐在地毯上然后唱歌。我坐在一个年轻、有魅力的母亲和她儿子身边。在音乐会中我和这个母亲开始了友好的谈话。当我们回家后，我认为我有麻烦了。女儿推开前门，对我妻子宣布：“爸爸遇到了一个妈妈。”
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