两磅李子

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　　Mother： I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

　　Shopkeeper： My scales are all right， madam. Have you weighted your little boy？

　　母亲：我让我的小儿子来买二磅李子，可你只给了他一磅半。

　　店主：我的秤准确无误，太太。可是你称过你的小儿子了吗？

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