一分之差

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　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash， Ind.， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year －"62-63"， "63-64"， "64-65"， etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me， he said， "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point？"

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份－“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的！"

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