你是哪一个
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day， after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate， I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered， I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath， he said， "O.K.， honey……now， fist of all， who is this？"
你是哪一个？
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。
爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说：“好啦，亲爱的……现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个？”
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