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病人为什么大喊-英汉英汉双语笑话

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why is he howling.

他为什么喊

dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
 

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