到底是谁在拽猫尾巴--双语幽默笑话
it's not my fault
不是我的错
mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
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