医生给误喝汽油的病人的建议--双语幽默笑话
a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，
"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
他满面愁容的说：“医生，怎么办？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！”
"oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
医生回答他說：“喔..没关系啦！记得这几天不要抽烟！”
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