一封推荐信--双语幽默笑话

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when peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "since i've been with the firm for so long," he said, "i think i deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

彼得斯听说自己被解雇了，便去见人力资源部的头头。“既然我在公司干了这么久，”他说，“我想至少该给我一封推荐信。”

the human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. the following morning, peters found a letter on his desk. it read, "jonathan peters worked for our company for 11 years.when he left us, we were very satisfied."

人力资源部主任同意了，并说他第二天就可拿到该信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看一封信，上面写道：“乔纳森·彼得斯在我们公司干了11年。当他离去的时候，我们很满意。”

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