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胖男人和瘦男人,谁更礼貌--双语幽默笑话

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fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。

the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies

瘦男人说他更礼貌,因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。

but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖男人说他更礼貌,因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。

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