英文笑话:Repatriation
Recently three people were stranded out at sea - a Japanese， a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.
The Japanese was the first to take the initiative. He threw off all his Japanese gizmo - CD player， hi-fi， radio etc. etc…… The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief. The Japanese said， "Don't worry…… still got a lot more in my country…… banzai". But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik， kain batik， keretek， etc.， etc. He comforted the other two……， " Don't worry…… still have a lot more in my country， paknya". But still the boat was sinking.
The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly， without any hesitation and with stride， the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and KO. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian， "Don't worry…… STILL GOT A LOT MORE IN MY COUNTRY！！！".
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