英文笑话:10 husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night， she told her new husband， "Please be gentle； I'm still a virgin." "What？" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times？"
"Well， Husband #1 was a Sales Representative； he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services； he was never really sure how it was supposed to function， but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services； he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing； even though he knew he had the order， he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer； he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research， implement， and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration； he thought he knew how， but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing； although he had a nice product， he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist； all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist； all he did was look at it.
Husband#10 was a stamp collector； all he ever did was……God！ I miss him！！！ But now that I've married you， I'm really excited！" "Good，" said the lawyer， "but， why？" "Duh！ You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed！"
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