得到最终的答案I know who god is--双语幽默笑话
a boy says to her mother, mom, is god a man or woman?
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人？
the mom thinks a while and says, well, son, god is both man and woman.
妈妈想了一会说，儿子，上帝既是男人又是女人。
the son is confused, so he asks, is god black or white?
儿子：妈妈，上帝是白人还是黑人？
the mother replies, god is both black and white, honey.
、妈妈：宝贝，上帝是白人也是黑人！
the son, still curious, says after a while, is god gay or straight, mommy?
儿子还是很好奇,过了一会又问,上帝是同性恋还是异性恋,妈妈?
the mother, getting a little worried, answers, son, god is both gay and straight.
母亲,有点担心,回答儿子说,上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。
the son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: is god michael jackson?
儿子：哦。我知道了，上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊！
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