外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹155：地铁(中英)
A Yankee fan，a Met fan, and a blond are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
一名扬基队的球迷，一名迈特队的球迷和一位金发女郎坐在地铁里。这时，地铁里的灯突然灭了，一片黑暗。有一声亲吻的声音，然后就是一个很响的耳光声。
When the subway car's lights come back on, the blond and the Met fan are sitting as if nothing happened，and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face.
当地铁里的灯重新亮了以后，金发美女和迈特队的球迷坐在那里，就像是什么都没发生一样，而那个扬基队的球迷则捂着被打的脸。
The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed the blond and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead.”
那个扬基队球迷想:“一定是那个迈特队的球迷亲了那个金发美女，然后她没打到他而打到了我。”
The blond is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it.”
那个金发美女在想:“那个扬基队球迷一定是想亲我，但意外的亲到了那个迈特队球迷，所以挨了一巴掌。”
And the Met fan is thinking; "This is great. The next time the subway car's lights go out, I’11 make another kissing noise and slap that Yankee fan again.
那个迈特队球迷想:“这太棒了。下次地铁灯再灭的时候，我就再弄一声亲吻的声音，然后再去打那个扬基队的球迷。”
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