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After a bad accident

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  Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.

  Patient: What happened?

  Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

  Patient: Well…… The bad news first……

  Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

  Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

  Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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